Membership is Never Free
by Elizabeth Maher & Susan Freeman; Spleeno Productions, San Jose, CA
 1999 SAN FRANCISCO FRINGE FESTIVAL PLAYS
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AAAAH! (a sketchy romp)
Alligators from the Sewer
Awake and Dreaming
Bardo "A" Go Go
The Bastard Chronicles
Bethelda In My Office
Black Light Kabuki or Listen Now...
Brown and Black and White All Over
But Stevie Nicks Understands-PartIV
A Call From Peter Mahoney
Coyote and the Great Albino Bat
Cry of Aradia: Ritual Theatre for the Modern Woman
Deconstructing Julie
Destination Unknown
Dirty On The Inside
The Divine Box
Duke Ellington and Me
The Fatty and Pinhead Show
Faust/Faustus
Flying Home
Hanging On Your Every Word
Highway to Helen
Home Plate
Horse Tales
Juicy Tidbits
Killing My Lobster's Comedy Show
Knock On Wood
Membership Is Never Free
Moog Bandits Gave Me the Clap
Mumble in Numbskull
My Head Was a Sledgehammer
Naked Foam and Other Objects in Predicaments
No Fences, a midwestern tale
Nudity Is Contagious
Popcorn Anti-Theater on the
Mexican Bus!
The Purple Sage
Right This Way, Into the Fire
Right-On Insane Asylum
Romance: A One Man Show
Sarcastic Fables
Shakespeare's Mums
Start Trekkin'
Step Up
Straight Ahead
Talking With Angels
The Tango at the Hotel Santiago
Think of a Pencil
Tired Cliches
The Tragic Mellow Dramatic Death of Doris Dinghy
The Ugly Duchess
The Unseen Hand
Woyzeck
 

 55 minutes
Play - Comedy: Children over 15
This zany, two-woman show provides a sometimes poignant, always funny, look at the ridiculous things we do in order to belong. Through a variety of sketches and song parodies, it takes a comedic look at everything from telemarketing to tea societies. This production will leave you shaking your head at how hard we try to fit in, and you'll definitely begin to realize that "Membership Is Never Free!"

Shelton Theatre
533 Sutter Street, lower level
Showtimes
Thursday 9 10:00 PM
Saturday 11 4:00 PM
Tuesday 14 8:30 PM
Friday 17 7:00 PM
Ticket price
$8.00
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